just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
I told him if he ever gets a "wink" text from me after 10:00pm to assume I really mean "we should be hooking up by 2:30am"
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
I would ride that face into the sunset
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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