I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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