I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
I just gift wrapped bread.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
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I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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