my vag is so smooth its legendary
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
Hey man, when I left for work she was laying on the couch naked cuddling your keurig, can you clean that mess up?
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
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