The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
yeah seriously, fuck school. I'm changing my master's thesis question from "what are the neuropsychological correlates of antisocial personality" to "will my cat drink this beer"
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
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