Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Just had to reach into my sister's bag and shut off her vibrator so my parents wouldn't hear it. I am the world's greatest brother.
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
I just handed the barista at Starbucks a panty liner instead of my card....maybe I should upgrade this Tall to a Venti...
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
Randomize
