if i died would you start the facebook group?
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
I need a hoe opinion
go on
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
Randomize
