i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
Currently at a bar observing the mating patterns of drunken people in their 60s. This is hilariously terrifying. Hope he has Viagra.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
I woke up wearing mittens dude
I woke up in my bathtub with the potted plant from downstairs.
checkmate.
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