Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
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