So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
My legs feel like baby dolphins
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
I hate when I'm sexting and I make a typo.
You just killed the sext mood.
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