no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
I just gave the bartender my number in roman numerals. If she figures it out, she's worth a shot
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
I just made deviled eggs for everyone not passed out. Im officially becoming a drunk chef.
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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