North Korea, Best Korea!
Only a mothe r could love this liver
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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