If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
No more vodka shots for you. Last night you begged a man on your knees to sell you his beard. He had no beard.
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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