Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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