It was like the Ritz Carlton of jails. I got introduced to our criminal system the right way.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
I don't know how I managed to chip the inside of my tooth w/ a turkey and cheeto sandwich, but I think that's what happened.
I'm sorry, a turkey and WHAT sandwich?!?!
Randomize
