its not stalking. its research.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
It was my birthday today and i decided that i am not checking my notifications on facebook so ill feel popular
Wrong number and your a loser
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
To my ex and my favorite mistake: I totally enjoyed hearing you have erectile disfunction via baby monitor!
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
How is it that I can make it to my 8am Friday morning still drunk after passing out the night before...but not to my 9am on Tuesday that I went to bed early for? Irony or karma?
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
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