You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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