Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
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