id be glad to
Just spit on a sock to clean a spot on my glass table. Oddest combination of so lazy and motivated ever.
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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