You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Whatever my ex gf's roomates talked shit about me so I jizzed in their shampoo bottle one night
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
I wish there was a facebook app that filtered my notifications to show only the ones having to do with people who'll fuck me.
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
It was my penance. God came down to me in the form of an angel and said, "you must atone for your sins, by puking in your mouth at church right before communion"
Can I color on your dick again?
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
I just need you to stay far enough away that I can't smell your cologne. I completely forget that I fucking hate you as soon as I smell it.
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