i just wanna soil my oats bro
I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
This is your liver's 7:15 wake up call. Mandatory margarita popsicles after work today. Rule #71: no excuses, play like a champ!
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
There is a moment when you wake up with a butt plug in when you question your choices in life.
There is also a moment when you wake up in a kiddie pool of jello cubes where you question what the fuck you did last night. Are you still in the attic or did you go home.
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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