I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
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