last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
He called me from prison intake to wish me luck on my job interview. Somehow that's the most romantic thing that's ever happened to me.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
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