Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
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