hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
Randomize
