I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
Walk of Shame today included voting.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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