i just had sex bonerless
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
Sitting at a red light. Windows are down. I'm blasting Gaga's "Disco Stick" and doing an interpretive dance to it because I think I'm hilarious. Look to the left and see two Phi Delts that I know with their windows down. They are horrified. I am probably going to lose their Facebook friendships.
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
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