I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
we were running to make last call and you stopped me and said very seriously "if i fall, go on without me. just make sure theres a beer in my hand when you go"
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
I've spent so much time on tinder lately I just tried to left swipe an instagram photo of my neighbor
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
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