I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
Randomize
