just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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