Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
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