thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
If Curt Schilling could pitch a game with that blood-filled sock... if Tiger Woods won the 2008 US Open with a torn ligament, then I'd be an embarrassment to the human race if I couldn't manage to at least jerk him off even if I was still crying after he put it in my butt.
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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