ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
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