I heard we made out
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
if i were to get pulled over right now, the only thing i would be guilty of is listening to 90's Mariah Carey
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
We need large glitter to throw at people to signify our mystic nature
Fuck their feelings and their drinks they will get hit with sparkly confetti
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
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