I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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