ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I'm so hungover And my mouth is so dry it feels like my tongue is wearing a sweater
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
I began mixing captain Morgan and jack daniels and called it captain jack sparrow. I puked. a lot.
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
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