dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
He? As in you personified your dick?
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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