sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
I'm taking a dump and eating a fortune cookie and it said "Force it to be successful"
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
its raining. im dressed as yoda and im trick or treating alone. and i wonder why im still a virgin..
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
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