My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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