he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
Will exercising make me less horny?
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