Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
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