I shaved my pubes to make my cock look like it has a lions mane. to surprise the girl that works at the zoo when she comes over.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
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