yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
He called me a "functional alcoholic" like its a bad thing.
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
Elaborate
Strip Mario-Kart
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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