no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
I saw a kid peeing outback so I yelled "you have a small pecker, but its ok cuz when life gives you lemons..." and proceeded to throw lemons at him
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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