Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
Apparently this establishment won't let you rent a sailboat if you have been drinking rum all morning
Like, bro, how do you think I got the idea to go sailing
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
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