Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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