when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
The air taste purple.
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