and thats when i went through the window and a shard of glass got stuck in my ass. the doctor said it was the best injury hed seen all month. i am a champion of life.
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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