we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
You remember that guy i fucked in Ireland who stopped in the middle to talk about why he had 8 pillows on his bed? Yeah he's following me on twitter...
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
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