So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
someone get that fucking seahorse.
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
Dude. I only took a 20 out the ATM last night. How do I have 83 ones?
You stole from the strippers again. I wish I was ninja like you
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
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