theyre just this beautiful family of functioning alcoholics. i want them to adopt me.
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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